~Bonvi

Damn, life hits you hard.


Got a two-day-old kitten right next to me and a screaming brat in the living room down the hall.


's sick in the belly, and doesn't have peppermint tea to make it better. I might see if my dad can take me over there, so I can bring her some.


She's managed to help me out alot, and has been working harder than I ever have, so I think it's a combination of stress and heat. ):


My four premades still haven't sold, either, even though they're only 1 GD apeice. And one of them is two, but I'll probably make that one 1 GD as well in the near future. Sigh.


Gotta' draw alot of crap and save up alot of money.


Notes to self:

Alts:
Crow - 0/70
Daydream - Unlisted.
Clementine - Unlisted.
Posy - 2/10
Heartbeat - 0/?

Selling:
Punker - On hold - 3 GD.

Design:
Gryph - FT - 50% (colors)
Peepshow - Human form
Lapdance - 0%
Embrace - FT - 25%
Cost - FT - 0%
Therapy - 5%
Byrd - 60% (colors)
Bebop - 0%
Gill - 0%

Projects:
-AL0NE:
D0ve - 100%
D0c - 25%
H0und - 5%
Plut0 - 0%
0u - 80%

Commissions:
Mez - Jailbreak - Port lineart - 5/5 GD - Pending.

Make colored JB reference for Mez.





AAAND THAT'S IT


' . Get well soon, baby.

Okay, shitty time's over, I think. Mum has her pills and Dave fixed my computer, and now it only takes me an hour to get to sleep. c:

Still got nightmares, though. owo


Putting that aside, I've decided that I'm probably going to make more premades, since I'm trying to save up for an alt I want.

My anthro one still hasn't sold, and it's down to 4 GD. >: AND I never got payment on my last port (It wasn't free, but I didn't have the heart to charge her).



Breakfast and such are coming a bit easier now, and dad should start working again next week, after his background check and such.


WHOO.

I need a new mother. Someone trade me?



Joking. But shit, a vacation would be nice. And health benefits. And.. Dinner.


I had a can of corn, but I'm still on the hungry side. Maybe ice cream?

gets to stay the week, or so we were told - Too bad that plan worked for less than a day. She's at home again, on my Yahoo, trying to cheer me up. Sorry darlin', I wish it was working.

What the hell's my problem? Iunno. I catch bad moods, I guess.

Okay, what the hell.

My town's only interesting at night.

So I'm having a good day, right? Nice mood, fair skies, fair heat.

Until about 5:00.


First it was okay, dealing with 's shit-for-brains family, mere annoyances, etc., but then and I got this brilliant idea: Hey, Edo, spend the night.

So she asks, her mom says no, then cries like a pussy to her "cute widdle hubby" Dickless Douche. And gets grounded.

For a week.

Meanwhile, her slut of a sister decides to have three horny bastards (mini-Dickless Douches) and a bitch-ho chick over to diss on my baby, hence further adding to the problem.


Okay, fine. Typical shit, right? I decided to just leave and fume in peace.


So I go wash Bear, my puppy. Jesus, he doesn't count as a dog - If I sold him, I'd put him under used mops. Anyways, I wash him, groom him, put him back outside, etc.

Then I laze around.

Then I get bored and start to feel lonely. It's dark now. I go swimming, but only at night, so as to avoid sunburns, and decide to swim back and fourth across the pool in order to fume. So I do that, my dad comes out, we talk for five minutes, he goes back inside, and I cry and swim somemore, my anger and frustration rekindled.


Well, eventually, while I was still swimming, a guy came out to his house, then disappeared. Soon after, two cops pull up right across the alley from my backyard in seperate cruisers. They snoop around with their flashlights, looking for what I thought was meth or something, and then, this big old truck drove up and talked to the cops. They moved their cruisers, and the truck, which soon I found to be a tow truck dressed up like an 18-wheeler, backed up to the guy's car. The guy came out, yelled, then disappeared again, obviously pissed, and the truck used this fancy mechanism to pick the car up and drive away. I've NEVER seen a truck like that. Ever. It was so magical.

Well. The pissed-off guy came back and yelled somemore at the two cops, they drove away after, and I just watched from my pool, realizing that I wasn't mad anymore, but that guy sure as hell was. So I go back inside.

So. Here goes.


Nice day -> Shitty day -> Amused state -> Done.


I'm still mad at 's family.

Sons of bitches.




Vinny.


Ps.

Sorry Edo, but your family pisses me off. Ily, darlin'.

Rules:
1. Fill in the gaps with the info.
2. Post to da or myspace... or something
3. You read this... you're tagged!


The Note:
Dear -your partners name- (if you're single, write John)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__
-your name-


The Info
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister

2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER/PAINT?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades

10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated interest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me


So.


Dear Edo,
I don't know how to say this, but I hate you.
I think I realised it when I was high on sesame seed under the bus, and I saw you sit on my pie.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that your Honda sucks.
I'm sending back your ring, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.
You should know that I always will try to forget our friendship.
Good luck,
Vinny.




Ily . Really, I do. <3


PS.

Emos not working.


Ooh, how devious.